Yep, it's true. Those BOOBS are really NOT that big!
Enhancement and deception are the names of the game!
But...whoo hoo! Victoria! Ya just GoTtA find another developer for your catalog that knows HOW to digitally enhance correctly and proofs the catalog b4 sending it out to millions of customers...
Yet another Victoria's Secret catalog came in the mail today.
The hubby and I avidly tear through each catalogue received almost daily in the mail to point out the imperfections. It's become somewhat of a competition to spot the flaws!
We have discovered uncovered tattoos that exist on one page and disappear on the next page...breasts that mysteriously look like 66DDDs on one page, and on the next page the same model is flat as a board.
Laughing our way thru looking at bosoms that are hugely saggy on one side and perky on the other side...we cringe at the straight crops on crotch shots-no camel toes there! And moan at the cropping of thighs, calves, & underarms; Gasping at the stretch of the models' legs. HOW can a woman have 6 foot legs?
We have seen tans that are the shade of a pimento or an orange...and tans darker than those advertise in old St. Tropez ads!
These models are hired for their extreme height and thinness as the clothes hang better, to be displayed to the fullest advantage; but then the layouts are digitally enhanced to such extremes of ridiculousness.
When we get our catalogue in the mail, it's better than going to a comedy show!
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