Linda Ronstadt Songs CAN Be Irritating

How many husbands will leave in the morning for work with a quick kiss to their wife and then as he drives away sing Linda Ronstadt songs meant to remain forever entrenched in your mind... Desperado, You're No Good Nope. Only mine. But I got revenge. I sang "Blue Bayou" in a very deliberate off-key loud voice which echoed through the woods. He drove away giving me his Salute. And then gave me those final words that sent a horrific shiver down my spine... "Educated Horses"! Oh yes. He's an evil husband. A bad man.